Superman & Wonder Woman

One day while superman was enjoying the view as he flown high up in the air, he saw wonder woman laying naked on the bench, sun bathing.

He thought "wow! sexy babe, nice body." and yes he was thinking all the bad things. Suddenly he had a crazy, he thought he could move so fast that even wonder woman would not notice him. So he graped this golden opportunity and ML with her as fast as possible without her notice.

"slop! pop!" Superman was done in a split second, with the smile on his face and the satisfaction that he got, he quickly flow away from the crime scene.

"ouch!!!!!!!!!""What the F, something was pock my x hole!", cried invisible man, as he was intruded while enjoy kissing wonder woman.

moral of the story: Feel before you pock