A Fruity jokes

During Japanese occupation in the old Melaya, the Japanese were cruel. They would come up with all kinds of creative punishment for POWs.
This is a story about three soldiers who fought against the Japanese; they were Chin the Chinese, Smith the British and Raju the Indian.

All three of them were captured by the Japanese soldiers one day and they knew their fate was in the Japanese’s hand but what they did not know was what the Japanese have planed for them.

One day, all three of them were called to the jungle to be executed. But the Japanese were so nice that to give them the last wish.

Japanese soldier A said “All three of you go out the jungle and pick the last fruit of your choice and do not escape.”

All three of them were pleased and out to the jungle they went.

First to come back was Smith, he brought his favorite fruit, banana. He happily passed the banana to the Japanese, but the Japanese asked him to turn around, took off his pant and bend down.

“Ouch!” The British scream in paint and just found out his x hole been stuff by the banana he brought back.
One by one, the banana went in until his last breath. His last word was, “God save he Queen!”

Without knowing the faith of his British partner, Chin came back with a basket full of “rambutans”. As usual, he been told to take off his pant and bend down. The moment when the Japanese stuff a “rambutan” into his x hole, he did not scream but started laughing all the way until his death.

Up the Heaven he went, still laughing and caught up with Smith, he wonder why Chin can still laughing while been tortured by the Japanese. He simply answers, “Yes it was painful, but I can not help myself when I saw Raju carrying two big durians and walking happily back. Ha! Ha! Ha!”